Pets

We have a cat named Velcro who worships all of the red blinking motion detector lights throughout our house, wakes us up every morning at 5am with blood curdling "meows" until we turn on a water faucet or let him outside, and constantly taunts our dog by eating her food.

We also have a dog but we don't share her name with anyone because we keep having to change her name when our passwords show up as compromised at https://haveibeenpwned.com/